The Black Parade Song Sorter

Rank your favorite songs from My Chemical Romance's The Black Parade. Choose between two options at a time to build your ultimate personal ranking. Note: This is a filtered view of the full discography.

About The Black Parade

The Black Parade dropped on October 23, 2006. It's the story of "The Patient", a man dying of cancer, and death comes for him as his favorite memory: his father taking him to see a marching band. Its working title was The Rise and Fall of My Chemical Romance.

They made most of it with Rob Cavallo at the Paramour Mansion in Los Angeles, and living there took its toll, especially on Mikey. Welcome to the Black Parade started out as The Five of Us Are Dying, the hardest song on the record, and it only came together when Cavallo brought them the piano piece that opens it. Famous Last Words grew out of a Ray Toro idea called "The Saddest Music in the World", Frank wrote House of Wolves, and Liza Minnelli is on Mama. Teenagers is the one song that isn't part of the story.

Welcome to the Black Parade was their first UK number one single, and its number nine on the Hot 100 is still their only US top ten. The album debuted at number two in both countries, behind Hannah Montana and Rudebox of all things, and sold 240,000 copies in its first week in the US. Then in October 2026, after the 20th anniversary deluxe, it went to number one in the UK for the first time. Twenty years. No notes.

My Way Home Is Through You, Kill All Your Friends and Heaven Help Us are the B-sides, and Gerard's said he regrets leaving Kill All Your Friends off. The 10th anniversary reissue in September 2016 added a disc of demos called "Living with Ghosts", and the new songs from it are in this sort: The Five of Us Are Dying, Party at the End of the World, Not That Kind of Girl, Emily and All the Angels.

That's 22 songs, about seven minutes, and the biggest album sort here. Good luck with Famous Last Words against Welcome to the Black Parade.

About this sorter

Songs
22
Of the full My Chemical Romance sorter
26%
Picks at most
79
To rank, at about 5 seconds a pick
~7 min

It's the largest of the 5 My Chemical Romance albums and EPs here. Besides its 14 main tracks, it has 5 under Living with Ghosts and 3 under Deluxe.

Once you're done, you might enjoy seeing where these songs land among all 86 in the full My Chemical Romance sorter.

Songs by type

  • Album tracks14
  • Living with Ghosts5
  • Deluxe3

The Black Parade Tracklist

The Black Parade

  1. The End.
  2. Dead!
  3. This Is How I Disappear
  4. The Sharpest Lives
  5. Welcome to the Black Parade
  6. I Don't Love You
  7. House of Wolves
  8. Cancer
  9. Mama
  10. Sleep
  11. Teenagers
  12. Disenchanted
  13. Famous Last Words
  14. Blood
  15. My Way Home Is Through You
  16. Kill All Your Friends
  17. Heaven Help Us
  18. The Five of Us Are Dying
  19. Party at the End of the World
  20. Not That Kind of Girl
  21. Emily
  22. All the Angels