Melanie Martinez Song Sorter

Choose your favorite song between two options. Your choices will be used to create a personalized ranking of all songs. Note: Neutral choices may reduce accuracy. Your progress saves automatically.

About Melanie Martinez

Kids at school called her a cry baby, so she made Cry Baby a character. "Cry Baby was a name that I was called as a kid and that name really stuck with me," she said. Melanie grew up on Long Island, taught herself guitar from chord charts online at 14, and dyed half her hair blonde at 16 after watching 101 Dalmatians. In 2012 she sang Toxic on The Voice, turned three chairs, joined Team Adam and made it to the top six. Atlantic signed her in 2014.

Then she spent ten years telling one story. Cry Baby's family falls apart on Cry Baby, she's sent to boarding school on K-12 - with a whole film she wrote and directed - and on PORTALS she dies and comes back as a pink, four-eyed creature between this world and the next. "I am planning on making all of the albums connect to tell a bigger story," she said back in 2016, and she did. In 2026 HADES brought in someone new entirely: Circle, a pop star taken out of a cult.

Everything's in here - Cry Baby, K-12, After School, PORTALS, HADES, the deluxe tracks, the two Dollhouse songs that didn't move over to Cry Baby, and Gingerbread Man, Copy Cat and Fire Drill. That's over 70 songs and about half an hour, and nothing's switched off by default.

New here? K-12 takes about three minutes, and it's best with the film open in another tab.

One tip. Go easy on the neutral button. Every neutral pick makes your ranking a little less accurate, and there's an undo button if you change your mind.

About this Melanie Martinez sorter

Songs
75
Albums and EPs
6
Picks at most
398
To rank, at about 5 seconds a pick
~33 min

Albums here range from Dollhouse (2 songs) to HADES (18 songs). There are also 3 songs from outside the albums, under Singles in Filters.

Your progress saves after every pick, so you can take a break whenever you like.

For something quicker, HADES takes about 5 minutes on its own, and every other album has its own page too.

Songs by type

  • Album tracks66
  • Deluxe6
  • Singles3

Full Melanie Martinez Tracklist

Dollhouse

  1. Dead To Me
  2. Bittersweet Tragedy

Cry Baby

  1. Cry Baby
  2. Dollhouse
  3. Sippy Cup
  4. Carousel
  5. Alphabet Boy
  6. Soap
  7. Training Wheels
  8. Pity Party
  9. Tag, You're It
  10. Milk and Cookies
  11. Pacify Her
  12. Mrs. Potato Head
  13. Mad Hatter
  14. Play Date
  15. Teddy Bear
  16. Cake

K-12

  1. Wheels on the Bus
  2. Class Fight
  3. The Principal
  4. Show & Tell
  5. Nurse's Office
  6. Drama Club
  7. Strawberry Shortcake
  8. Lunchbox Friends
  9. Orange Juice
  10. Detention
  11. Teacher's Pet
  12. High School Sweethearts
  13. Recess

After School

  1. Notebook
  2. Test Me
  3. Brain & Heart
  4. Numbers
  5. Glued
  6. Field Trip
  7. The Bakery

PORTALS

  1. DEATH
  2. VOID
  3. TUNNEL VISION
  4. FAERIE SOIRÉE
  5. LIGHT SHOWER
  6. SPIDER WEB
  7. LEECHES
  8. BATTLE OF THE LARYNX
  9. THE CONTORTIONIST
  10. MOON CYCLE
  11. NYMPHOLOGY
  12. EVIL
  13. WOMB
  14. POWDER
  15. PLUTO
  16. MILK OF THE SIREN

HADES

  1. GARBAGE
  2. IS THIS A CULT?
  3. POSSESSION
  4. WHITE BOY WITH A GUN
  5. DISNEY PRINCESS
  6. GRUDGES
  7. MONOPOLY MAN
  8. AVOIDANT
  9. MONOLITH
  10. WEIGHT WATCHERS
  11. THE PLAGUE
  12. BATSHIT INTELLIGENCE
  13. GUTTER
  14. UNCANNY VALLEY
  15. THE VATICAN
  16. HELL’S FRONT PORCH
  17. CHATROOM
  18. THE LAST TWO PEOPLE ON EARTH

Other Songs

  1. Gingerbread Man
  2. Copy Cat (feat. Tierra Whack)
  3. Fire Drill