Cry Baby Song Sorter

Rank your favorite songs from Melanie Martinez's Cry Baby. Choose between two options at a time to build your ultimate personal ranking. Note: This is a filtered view of the full discography.

About Cry Baby

Cry Baby dropped on August 14, 2015, and it's the first part of the story. She was "teased as a kid for being super emotional", and making the character let her "throw it all onto Cry Baby" instead. "Cry Baby is me, technically, so I can't really get rid of her." She directed and styled the whole thing herself, every video included, and the CD came with a storybook.

Kinetics & One Love made most of it with her, the same team as Dollhouse. Babydaddy from Scissor Sisters produced Training Wheels, and she wrote Pity Party with Kara DioGuardi on top of Lesley Gore's It's My Party. DioGuardi said her voice reminded her of Judy Garland, and Melanie "really wanted to write about no one showing up to my birthday party."

Dollhouse leads straight into Sippy Cup - "what actually 'goes down in the kitchen'". Soap is about a crush she was too scared to tell how she felt, so she "washed my mouth out with soap." Training Wheels is "my only love song on the album." Mrs. Potato Head is about plastic surgery and learning to accept yourself, and she's called it "my favorite song I've ever written." In Tag, You're It she gets kidnapped, and in Milk and Cookies she poisons him and escapes - things, she pointed out, she hasn't actually been through.

It debuted at number six with about 40,000 units and stayed on the Billboard 200 for 104 weeks in a row. The videos tell one continuous story, all the way to Mad Hatter in 2017. The deluxe has Play Date, Teddy Bear and Cake. Play Date blew up on TikTok in April 2020, five years later, thanks to a Timothée Chalamet edit, and it hit on her birthday. She called it the "best birthday present ever."

With the deluxe tracks it's 16 songs, about four minutes. Mrs. Potato Head in the top five or we riot.

About this sorter

Songs
16
Of the full Melanie Martinez sorter
21%
Picks at most
49
To rank, at about 5 seconds a pick
~4 min

Besides its 13 main tracks, it has 3 under Deluxe.

Once you're done, you might enjoy seeing where these songs land among all 75 in the full Melanie Martinez sorter.

Songs by type

  • Album tracks13
  • Deluxe3

Cry Baby Tracklist

Cry Baby

  1. Cry Baby
  2. Dollhouse
  3. Sippy Cup
  4. Carousel
  5. Alphabet Boy
  6. Soap
  7. Training Wheels
  8. Pity Party
  9. Tag, You're It
  10. Milk and Cookies
  11. Pacify Her
  12. Mrs. Potato Head
  13. Mad Hatter
  14. Play Date
  15. Teddy Bear
  16. Cake